Protest of the Facebook Generation

By: Dylan Gallagher

Ultimate Batmanimals Collection!

Found all of these on Reddit.com and decided to compile them together into one convenient post (here is a link to the thread that started it all LINK:

NANANANANANA CATMAN!

Why So Serious, Catman?

The Bark Knight:

TwoFace:

Riddler Cat:

Meownguin:

Catwoman wait wut?

NANANANANA CATMAN!

Follow up to Vagina Dentata Slide: Inflatable Dick Train

Are people fucking blind?

via: lamebook.com

Die Antwoord Sign to Interscope Records

from BoingBoing.net:

The South African rap-rave internet star known as The Ninja grabs my face by the cheeks. He leans forward and stares into my eyes, like a large savannah predator about to inhale a hamster.

“And that’s what I did to Jimmy Iovine,” he says. “He didn’t seem to like it, but nobody told me it wasn’t cool to do that. And then I kissed him on each cheek, because we were making a deal like you do with the mafia. Die Antwordis in business with Interscope now.”

“I’m not skinny like this by choice,” he says, huddled over the table in a Ren and Stimpy hoodie adorned with John Kricfalusi doodles. “We had no money forever. Now, we’re flying business class to America, and look at me, I’m eating berries and granola in Hollywood.”

Ninja is in LA for the first time, joined by his creative partner Yolandi Visser (who’s sleeping in this morning, upstairs in the hotel), and their “consigliere” Jay.

“When we did the big meeting with Interscope, Jimmy Iovine was telling me all about how badly their business has been harmed by the internet,” Ninja says, sipping black coffee. ” I can understand that but I said, ‘Jimmy, I want to give you a piece of samurai advice: Become the enemy.”

The band’s forthcoming debut album $O$, streaming in entirety on their website for free, is the first of 5 albums they plan to release. A sort of documentary film is in the works, too. “It’s like an hour-long introduction to a music video, like Thriller, only you can eat popcorn while you watch it at the cinema,” he says.

After breakfast, they’re off to meet one of their creative heroes, the director and curator of high weirdness David Lynch.

“I used to smoke a lot of weed,” Ninja says. “Then I got my hands on a David Lynch Twin Peaks box set, and I watched the whole thing in one sitting, and it blew my mind. Special Agent Dale Cooper said something about pot being bad for you, and that convinced me that maybe I shouldn’t smoke pot anymore. All of this now might be a little harder to take if I were.”

“This the only thing I can do, I can’t do anything else,” Ninja continues. “It is what I love, and all I have ever wanted to do in my life. Now that all of this—” he gestures toward Hollywood boulevard, as a truck carrying leftover Academy Awards props cruises by”—now that this is happening to us, it’s overwhelming because you also realize that it could disappear right away. “

“I don’t know what that’s going to mean. But for now, I just know that we have a film to make, and albums to record, and shows to play.”

“It’s not bad.”

The only thing i have to say is: PLEASE INTERSCOPE….PLEASE DON’T FUCK THIS UP!

Guy Finds Jesus in His Frying Pan After Cooking Bacon.

OK, now before i post any of this article or any pics, i just want to go on record as saying this guy is completely full of shit. First off, as many of you know, i am completely against the idea of religion, so this guy comes off as a mental case to me, and probably spent all night fucking around with the pan to make it look like this, i mean look at the edges where he made the thorns, come on.

Secondly, why the fuck would a 2000 year old jew be channeled back to earth by some bacon?! i mean, i fucking love bacon, but it isn’t the first thing i would expect a jew to channel himself through….anyways, here are some quotes from the article and some pics:

From the always retarded DailyMail.co.uk:

When Toby Elles fell asleep while cooking a late-night snack, it really was a case of divine intervention that saved his bacon.

The 22-year-old was ‘miraculously’ woken after an hour as his lounge filled with smoke – and quickly had the revelation that he had left a frying pan on a hob.

While saying his prayers, the bank worker scraped the remains of crispy bacon rashers from the pan, but could not believe the vision that appeared before him – Jesus Christ staring back at him.

DEATH METAL KITTIE SAYS “WAKE UP”

It’s Friday and time to fucking raaaaaaaaaaaaaaage

KITTEN MITTENS

Charlie is the man!

Giant Inflatable Vagina Dentata Slide

How did no one involved in the production OR usage of this thing not look at it and say “hmm, looks like my kids are sliding out of an angry pussy”; they’ve obviously never seen the movie Teeth.

/facepalm
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Breaking News: Woman Sees Big Cat; Uses Hands for Visual Representation…

The Conan O’Brien Live Tour is Official!!

Conan O’Brien just tweeted confirming his upcoming US/Canadian tour!

As you can see, his site is being bogged down by a traffic spike, which will most likely continue throughout the day as word gets out, but click the image below and you will be taken to the ticketmaster page which will show you all the dates and allow you to purchase tickets right now!

Wu-Tang Venn Diagram

Shitty Ad Placement

oh snap.

i also hate how, if you removed the picture frame, i would just assume this chick was really mad at me for some reason….like, “fuck you for still being alive, my sister is fucking dead; was avatar good? oh cool, well, my sister never got to see it!”. sheesh.

School Bus Driver Gets DUI While Driving a Full Busload of Kids

WTF! As if just getting a DUI wasn’t bad enough, she blew a .226, thats nearly 3 times the legal limit!! What a fucking cunt. Here’s some more from the report at DailyHerald.com:

About 50 children from Lion’s Park Elementary School in Mount Prospect were aboard the bus, Mount Prospect police said.

Betty Burden, 54, was arrested around 3:45 p.m. She was charged with aggravated DUI of alcohol, authorities said. She appeared in court Wednesday morning in Rolling Meadows and Judge Kay Hanlon gave her a $10,000 bond.

Burden, who first started working for District 57 in 1991, registered a .230 blood-alcohol concentration level at the scene after police stopped the bus, prosecutors said.

One of Burden’s co-workers smelled alcohol Tuesday afternoon on Burden’s breath and told the district’s director of transportation, prosecutors said. The director noticed Burden appeared sleepy around 2:30 p.m. and followed the bus, police added. He then called police who stopped bus No. 11 and smelled alcohol on Burden’s breath while noticing she had bloodshot, watery eyes, authorities said.

OK, seriously?! One of her co-workers smelled alcohol on her breat and the director of transportation didn’t stop her from picking up a bus load of kids??? Instead they just followed the bus to see if she could drive it ok? What the fucking fuck. FUCK!

Korean Man Marries Life-Sized Body Pillow

From Metro.co.uk:

Lee Jin-gyu fell for his ‘dakimakura’ – a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime character printed on it. In Lee’s case, his beloved pillow has an image of Fate Testarossa, from the ‘magical girl’ anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.

Now the 28-year-old otaku (a Japanese term that roughly translates to somewhere between ‘obsessive’ and ‘nerd’) has wed the pillow in a special ceremony, after fitting it out with a wedding dress for the service in front of a local priest.

‘He is completely obsessed with this pillow and takes it everywhere,’ said one friend, ‘They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal,’ they added.

It’ll be a rough honeymoon for sure, hows he gonna split those seams with his dick?! Is he going to cut a hole with a knife? Wouldn’t that be domestic violence? Does he have to clean up after he finishes, or will the stuffing take care of that?

…These are the questions that keep me up at night….ok not really, but still!