Guy Finds Jesus in His Frying Pan After Cooking Bacon.

12 03 2010

OK, now before i post any of this article or any pics, i just want to go on record as saying this guy is completely full of shit. First off, as many of you know, i am completely against the idea of religion, so this guy comes off as a mental case to me, and probably spent all night fucking around with the pan to make it look like this, i mean look at the edges where he made the thorns, come on.

Secondly, why the fuck would a 2000 year old jew be channeled back to earth by some bacon?! i mean, i fucking love bacon, but it isn’t the first thing i would expect a jew to channel himself through….anyways, here are some quotes from the article and some pics:

From the always retarded DailyMail.co.uk:

When Toby Elles fell asleep while cooking a late-night snack, it really was a case of divine intervention that saved his bacon.

The 22-year-old was ‘miraculously’ woken after an hour as his lounge filled with smoke – and quickly had the revelation that he had left a frying pan on a hob.

While saying his prayers, the bank worker scraped the remains of crispy bacon rashers from the pan, but could not believe the vision that appeared before him – Jesus Christ staring back at him.





Breaking News: Woman Sees Big Cat; Uses Hands for Visual Representation…

11 03 2010





Looks like Jared Leto has invented a new hairstyle…

22 02 2010

It must get annoying to be Merriam-Webster and have to keep changing the image above “douchebag” in the dictionary.

Didn’t this guy just turn like 50 or something? what the fucking fuck.





Nice Legs Dude….

11 02 2010

Poor ginger…he doesn’t even realize how stupid he looks. Well, his scarf isn’t making it any better for him

(via Reddit.com)








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