Guy Finds Jesus in His Frying Pan After Cooking Bacon.

12 03 2010

OK, now before i post any of this article or any pics, i just want to go on record as saying this guy is completely full of shit. First off, as many of you know, i am completely against the idea of religion, so this guy comes off as a mental case to me, and probably spent all night fucking around with the pan to make it look like this, i mean look at the edges where he made the thorns, come on.

Secondly, why the fuck would a 2000 year old jew be channeled back to earth by some bacon?! i mean, i fucking love bacon, but it isn’t the first thing i would expect a jew to channel himself through….anyways, here are some quotes from the article and some pics:

From the always retarded

When Toby Elles fell asleep while cooking a late-night snack, it really was a case of divine intervention that saved his bacon.

The 22-year-old was ‘miraculously’ woken after an hour as his lounge filled with smoke – and quickly had the revelation that he had left a frying pan on a hob.

While saying his prayers, the bank worker scraped the remains of crispy bacon rashers from the pan, but could not believe the vision that appeared before him – Jesus Christ staring back at him.

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6 responses

12 03 2010

How the hell does someone fall asleep while making bacon? what a douchebag

12 03 2010

he obviously was rasta’d out. late night bacon snack. lol.

12 03 2010

hahah yeah seriously, who the fuck could fall asleep with that delicious smell meandering in from the kitchen….mmmm

if this was even real, it was probably jesus playing a prank on him, the pan should also have “u just got prnkd by jesus!!11!!1 lol” burnt into it.

12 03 2010

More like the Daily Fail, amirite?

13 03 2010

atheism: religion for idiots.

11 10 2011
John Williams

This Blog is poor and you placing of the word ‘Idiot’ on this guys forehead comes across as a jealous, juvenile and and immature expression of you frustration that this person is more creative and famous then you ever hope to be.

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