Protest of the Facebook Generation

14 03 2010

By: Dylan Gallagher
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Ultimate Batmanimals Collection!

14 03 2010

Found all of these on Reddit.com and decided to compile them together into one convenient post (here is a link to the thread that started it all LINK:

NANANANANANA CATMAN!

Why So Serious, Catman?

The Bark Knight:

TwoFace:

Riddler Cat:

Meownguin:

Catwoman wait wut?

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NANANANANA CATMAN!

14 03 2010





Follow up to Vagina Dentata Slide: Inflatable Dick Train

13 03 2010

Are people fucking blind?

via: lamebook.com

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Die Antwoord Sign to Interscope Records

12 03 2010

from BoingBoing.net:

The South African rap-rave internet star known as The Ninja grabs my face by the cheeks. He leans forward and stares into my eyes, like a large savannah predator about to inhale a hamster.

“And that’s what I did to Jimmy Iovine,” he says. “He didn’t seem to like it, but nobody told me it wasn’t cool to do that. And then I kissed him on each cheek, because we were making a deal like you do with the mafia. Die Antwordis in business with Interscope now.”

“I’m not skinny like this by choice,” he says, huddled over the table in a Ren and Stimpy hoodie adorned with John Kricfalusi doodles. “We had no money forever. Now, we’re flying business class to America, and look at me, I’m eating berries and granola in Hollywood.”

Ninja is in LA for the first time, joined by his creative partner Yolandi Visser (who’s sleeping in this morning, upstairs in the hotel), and their “consigliere” Jay.

“When we did the big meeting with Interscope, Jimmy Iovine was telling me all about how badly their business has been harmed by the internet,” Ninja says, sipping black coffee. ” I can understand that but I said, ‘Jimmy, I want to give you a piece of samurai advice: Become the enemy.”

The band’s forthcoming debut album $O$, streaming in entirety on their website for free, is the first of 5 albums they plan to release. A sort of documentary film is in the works, too. “It’s like an hour-long introduction to a music video, like Thriller, only you can eat popcorn while you watch it at the cinema,” he says.

After breakfast, they’re off to meet one of their creative heroes, the director and curator of high weirdness David Lynch.

“I used to smoke a lot of weed,” Ninja says. “Then I got my hands on a David Lynch Twin Peaks box set, and I watched the whole thing in one sitting, and it blew my mind. Special Agent Dale Cooper said something about pot being bad for you, and that convinced me that maybe I shouldn’t smoke pot anymore. All of this now might be a little harder to take if I were.”

“This the only thing I can do, I can’t do anything else,” Ninja continues. “It is what I love, and all I have ever wanted to do in my life. Now that all of this—” he gestures toward Hollywood boulevard, as a truck carrying leftover Academy Awards props cruises by”—now that this is happening to us, it’s overwhelming because you also realize that it could disappear right away. ”

“I don’t know what that’s going to mean. But for now, I just know that we have a film to make, and albums to record, and shows to play.”

“It’s not bad.”

The only thing i have to say is: PLEASE INTERSCOPE….PLEASE DON’T FUCK THIS UP!

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Guy Finds Jesus in His Frying Pan After Cooking Bacon.

12 03 2010

OK, now before i post any of this article or any pics, i just want to go on record as saying this guy is completely full of shit. First off, as many of you know, i am completely against the idea of religion, so this guy comes off as a mental case to me, and probably spent all night fucking around with the pan to make it look like this, i mean look at the edges where he made the thorns, come on.

Secondly, why the fuck would a 2000 year old jew be channeled back to earth by some bacon?! i mean, i fucking love bacon, but it isn’t the first thing i would expect a jew to channel himself through….anyways, here are some quotes from the article and some pics:

From the always retarded DailyMail.co.uk:

When Toby Elles fell asleep while cooking a late-night snack, it really was a case of divine intervention that saved his bacon.

The 22-year-old was ‘miraculously’ woken after an hour as his lounge filled with smoke – and quickly had the revelation that he had left a frying pan on a hob.

While saying his prayers, the bank worker scraped the remains of crispy bacon rashers from the pan, but could not believe the vision that appeared before him – Jesus Christ staring back at him.

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DEATH METAL KITTIE SAYS “WAKE UP”

12 03 2010

It’s Friday and time to fucking raaaaaaaaaaaaaaage