Follow up to Vagina Dentata Slide: Inflatable Dick Train

13 03 2010

Are people fucking blind?

via: lamebook.com

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Insane Amount of Trick Shots Around the House, This Video is Nuts.

13 03 2010

I can’t even fathom the amount of takes it took to complete this video; it’s pretty fucking impressive.

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Wall of DEATH!

12 03 2010

This shit is really scary; no safety regulations, open faced helmets, driving motorcycles and cars on some rickety wooden walls….seriously WTF, i wonder if anyone has died from performing this…crazy.

all this for only 10 rupees? not a bad deal.

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Best Ke$ha Parody So Far: Glitter Puke – Key of Awe$ome

12 03 2010

Ke$ha, the olsen twin that was hiding under a bridge for the past 20 years and was apparently raised by oscar the grouch, has at least brought one good thing to the main stream….Parody after Parody after Parody of her work, and most of them are pretty fucking funny. But, so far, this one takes the cake, sit back and enjoy:

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Optometrist Flips Out on News Crew (this guy is insane)

11 03 2010

This guy acts like a goddamn 12 year old when reporters show up to question him about ripping off his customers.. “STOP LOOKING AT MY STORE” *throws snowball*……hahahah fuck dude, sort your fucking life out.

I can’t believe they had to call in the fucking SWAT team for this nut job; Props to the older guy reporter for keeping his cool.
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Chad Ochocinco Gets His Own Reality Show: “The Tournament”

11 03 2010

From The Hollywood Reporter:

VH1 is teaming with Chad Ochocinco for a dating reality show.

The Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver will appear in a show that applies a sports bracket-style system to a dating show. In “The Tournament,” Ochocinco will travel the U.S. meeting potential dates, then will narrow down the group to four women representing the Northern, Western, Southern and Central part of the country. The 16 chosen will then compete in a “tournament-style dating competition.”

“Chad Ochocinco’s bigger-than-life personality on and off the field and his notorious skills as a social networker, connecting daily with his fans, makes him a perfect fit for VH1,” said Jeff Olde, executive vp of programming, VH1. “This show will not only give viewers a look inside his professional life, but also reveal his softer more romantic side when playing a very different kind of game.”

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Girl Can Identify Star Wars Characters Using Only Her Mouth

11 03 2010

…and get this, she isn’t just some tatooine whore working in the back alley of the cantina either!

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Giant Inflatable Vagina Dentata Slide

11 03 2010

How did no one involved in the production OR usage of this thing not look at it and say “hmm, looks like my kids are sliding out of an angry pussy”; they’ve obviously never seen the movie Teeth.

/facepalm
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Breaking News: Woman Sees Big Cat; Uses Hands for Visual Representation…

11 03 2010

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Girls go Batshit Fucking Insane for H&M Opening

11 03 2010

This is footage from the grand opening of an H&M store in Toulouse, France. I don’t understand really why all these women are literally hurting themselves to get into the store; I always thought H&M was somewhere in between Urban Outfitters and Kmart, but apparently i’ve been mistaken.

Either way, these chicks bum rush this place like their selling Robert Pattinson semen samples and everything in their path gets destroyed (including their dignity).

also….don’t forget about that shit that happened in jan. when H&M got caught slicing up all their clothes before throwing them out instead of maybe….you know, donating them to the homeless or charity. Source

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Shitty Ad Placement

10 03 2010

oh snap.

i also hate how, if you removed the picture frame, i would just assume this chick was really mad at me for some reason….like, “fuck you for still being alive, my sister is fucking dead; was avatar good? oh cool, well, my sister never got to see it!”. sheesh.





Korean Man Marries Life-Sized Body Pillow

10 03 2010

From Metro.co.uk:

Lee Jin-gyu fell for his ‘dakimakura’ – a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime character printed on it. In Lee’s case, his beloved pillow has an image of Fate Testarossa, from the ‘magical girl’ anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.

Now the 28-year-old otaku (a Japanese term that roughly translates to somewhere between ‘obsessive’ and ‘nerd’) has wed the pillow in a special ceremony, after fitting it out with a wedding dress for the service in front of a local priest.

‘He is completely obsessed with this pillow and takes it everywhere,’ said one friend, ‘They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal,’ they added.

It’ll be a rough honeymoon for sure, hows he gonna split those seams with his dick?! Is he going to cut a hole with a knife? Wouldn’t that be domestic violence? Does he have to clean up after he finishes, or will the stuffing take care of that?

…These are the questions that keep me up at night….ok not really, but still!

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Kirsten Dunst is the Female Billy Corgan

6 03 2010

Saturday Night MindFuck.

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Car Vs. Ladder Guy…..WTF

6 03 2010

poor guy





How a Sewing Machine Works

6 03 2010

Don’t even ask me why i made this, its 2:30am and i’m out of my mind:

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOSEWINGMACHINE!